Friday, September 28, 2012

International Woman of Mystery


Elana Pritchard said...

Helpful hints:

Floofy is a TIGER. We musn't forget this. We must remember to NEVER threaten a tiger; such actions are inadvisable for obvious reasons. However, if you are sweet and gentle to her she will purr and lay in your lap. She likes to bring you "presents" to show her affection for you (a mouse on the doorstep?)
Tigers are highly intelligent creatures and appreciate such qualities in others. They have sensitive hearing.
So, although she may be a cute little cartoon, she is also a tiger and a girl.
Cartoon, girl, tiger.
I hope we can all be friends.

Elana Pritchard said...

Oh yes, and NEVER BREAK A PROMISE TO A TIGER AGAIN, be it verbal or otherwise. That is all.

JTW said...

i like to be cool with all cartoon tigers